A sign in a shoe repair store: We will heel you, We will save your sole, We will even dye for you! Sign over a Gynaecologist’s Office: "Dr. George, at your cervix.”; At an Eye Clinic: "If you don't see what you're looking for, You've come to the right place.”; On a Plumber's truck : "We repair what your husband fixed.”; On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your "shorts.”; In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.”; On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push.”; At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”; At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”; In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”; In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive ...
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